"Click the button" - Abraham Lincoln
Junichiro Footpenis Swanson quotations shuffler. I don't necessarily mean anything I say in these quotations. I put a lot of them in quotation marks and then "- Bob" at the end to indicate that who is actually saying it is a character named Bob that I made up but whose words I claim copyright over, but just assume everything here was said by a character named Bob that I made up.
This is a link to the PDF version, but that PDF version is just for the purpose of asserting copyright. The shuffler above is the point.